I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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