Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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