Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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