Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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