Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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