I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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