so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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