i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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