Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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