if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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