She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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