Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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