Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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