so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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