I want you more than these girls want KFC
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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