p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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