I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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