I don't think brook has ever known best
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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