I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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