Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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