So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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