Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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