He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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