STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i think my cat just said my name.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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