You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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