Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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