dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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