im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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