singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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