So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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