Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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