I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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