Where is the hickey?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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