I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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