Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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