Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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