$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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