hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Come on in and take your pants off
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