i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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