I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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