i jhust puked up my retainher.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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