Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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