A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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