THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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