You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
