I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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