Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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