he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My vagina is very pro this idea
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