Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
