Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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